I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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