If i come over, it means nothing
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
