There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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