I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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