I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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