he shaved USA in his pubs
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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