were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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