Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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