i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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