try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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