Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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