grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
