I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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