You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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