Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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