the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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