WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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