I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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