If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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