There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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