i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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