my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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