There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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