Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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