No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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