So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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