Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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