I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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