in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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