Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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