If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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