My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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