Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize
