Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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