And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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