Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
did you just send me my own nude
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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