yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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