I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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