How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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