I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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