this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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