Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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