Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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