I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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