also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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