we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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