It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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