physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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