Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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