I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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