We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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