so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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