He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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