I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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